Hey kids!
It's been a big week on the show, "Travels With Lady Sugarplum!" Lady S. and I said goodbye to longtime cohost Serena after our trip to the Arctic. Wasn't that a great show?
Serena, if you remember, had nearly lost an arm to that polar bear. She was kind of jumpy after that, and then I wore that white fur coat to the studio. After we got her out of the closet and her soiled clothing and she stopped all the screaming and self-mutilation, she decided to take a new job at a place called
Betty Ford. Good luck, Serena!
We're now searching for a new cohost, a subordinate (that means "lesser", kids) position to Chipmunk Bandit (that's me!). Lady Sugarplum is looking at a lot of bright young men and women to join us!
I'm wondering if we can't find a Mr. Bandit Chipmunk! Hee hee!